Sunday, March 1, 2009

shadi-functions ityadi

Some weddings are good , others become good , while the rest are the ones I have to attend.

Question 1: Beta what are you studying ?
Jee aunty wo to nahi pata , par log ____ college kende hai

Quetion 2:Ha to beta kaunsa stream hai ?

me: (looking up down ) ECE , side se Mom : " thats Electronics and Instrumentation"
me: MOM !!!

*tinkling laughter follows*


The voice of my heart goes like this " yaaarr kya gaana play kar rahe , and can't even do my dance here . Aunty x is checking out everyone and anyone with gold , uncle Y gone talli "

Bride : ( mind me ) Yaar , isse better to Karan tha ( haii ) , gadha kitna hans raha hai . lottery lag gayi iski

Groom : ( wearing the biggest smile ) Hehehehehehehe

me : kaash yaha dev d hota and drunk hoke nachta (sigh , sigh)

Random pink aunty : Oiiii why have you become sooo thin , jao jao khana khalloooo . haiii bechari kitna travel karti haiiii .

me : not as much as hanuman ji

Various scenes : drunk uncle eyeing young somethings wearing offshoulders. People remembering their cannibalistic instincts and eating all that they can lay their hands on.
Gelled hair guys staring at gals and wo sab.Lovey dovey couples looking and doing all that .

Finally jo saalo se hota aaya hai wo ho jata , another couple bites the dust ( married couples , plz don't bite me) .


Me : mummmy i wanna go hoommeeee

Mom : chup kar , just leaving

me : Papaaaaaaaaaaaa

I return home more bored than the last time , lack of companions for this one night of glory and boring food . .......

I come back , Watch TV and feel blessed .:)
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19 comments:

  1. TaraMarch 1, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    Hahahaha! So reminded me of many the ultra-boring weddings I have attended! Infact, attended one yesterday and planning a post on those lines! Very good one. :) Bechari Amu! Chal shukkar hai kisine TV toh invent kiya!

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  2. KeshiMarch 1, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    :)
    Keep writing like this.

    bye for now girl! TC n HUGS!

    Keshi.

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  3. MadsMarch 2, 2009 at 5:30 AM

    rofl =)) mummmy i wanna go home,and then papaaaa..is so me :P :D :D :D
    nice one there :P

    i will slap if u say 'isse accha to karan tha' and ur future husband's name is not karan :P :P
    lol at random aunty in pink =))

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  4. MadsMarch 2, 2009 at 5:31 AM

    rofl =)) mummmy i wanna go home,and then papaaaa..is so me :P :D :D :D
    nice one there :P

    i will slap if u say 'isse accha to karan tha' and ur future husband's name is not karan :P :P
    lol at random aunty in pink =))

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  5. The FurobikerMarch 3, 2009 at 1:48 AM

    hahaha.. i feel the same about attending shaadis n all

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  6. AnonymousMarch 3, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    Lolz...mast post! :)
    Shaadi not only is barbadi for one on stage, par even to those considered "eligible"!! :)
    Loved the language in this one! :)

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  7. I'll try 2 be truthfulMarch 4, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    @tara

    tv bina to meri death hi ho jati :D


    @keshi
    will miss u and your encouraging words .

    @mads

    oi mataji!!! yaar mere puro college me koi karan naam ka banda nahi hai


    @abhishek k.
    :)

    @sree

    hehe that language is all mine

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  8. peterMarch 5, 2009 at 3:06 AM

    LOL :D

    when i am in such a situation i feel sufocated and i cant even smile properly..coz i can't fake a smile so i keep my face straight like this :|

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  9. Matangi MawleyMarch 5, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    :D seriously!

    i ve hardly attended say.. 5 weddings in my entire life s far.. whnevr my dad n mom inform me there s a weddin tht i need to attend i fall sick!

    enjoyed the read totally!!!! :D

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  10. AmritaMarch 5, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    hehe yeaa those were the weddings we used to attend.. i had my kid sis as saving grace.. she gets bored means thts it.. u gotta move :D

    hmm abhi to i am part of some rituals and blive me.. still tht bored .. :(

    hehe the post had me in splits :D

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  11. TrinaaMarch 6, 2009 at 3:21 AM

    loved d last line! :D

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  12. vanilla skyMarch 6, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Haha!! Ahh these weddings :x
    And when ladies start talikng about saris and jewellery ..!
    I have a wedding invi tomorrow, but the beauty of it is that I don't know anybody...lalala!

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  13. I'll try 2 be truthfulMarch 6, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    @peter

    ha! will try that.

    @matangi
    thanx re:)

    @amrita
    my bro lives in a hostel now days ,so have to go there alone only :(

    @trinaa
    me too :)

    @saheli
    Oh GOD saris !!! the bane of our lives !!!! enjoy kor , enjoy kor :P

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  14. joie de vivreMarch 8, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    hehe
    baap re..i always avoid shadi function ityadi..
    ghar pe sukhi hai hum

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  15. MadsMarch 10, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    are u still depressed because of the shaadis u hv attended that u havent updated ur blog X-( X-( X-(

    or are u getting married so ur busy and not updating ur blog :O :O :O :P

    kemmon accho btw? :D
    happy holi che :D >:D< wat plans?
    [dont add me on orkut, but u can chat with me on ur blog ke comments section naa? :P :P :D B-)]

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  16. I'll try 2 be truthfulMarch 10, 2009 at 12:19 AM

    @joidevivre

    hum bhi :)

    @maddy
    oi tu to bura man gayi :) ruk tere blog pe aati hu

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  17. workhardMarch 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    LOL, that was funny.. I just sit at the back and sms my friends then proceed to playing games on my phone...


    Poetry directory

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  18. KetanMay 3, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    Hi!

    Did you not wonder "if marriages are made in heaven, do we need to celebrate the ceremony on Earth?".

    What are your suggestions to make a shaadi interesting for those in attendance?

    TC.

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  19. I'll try 2 be truthfulMay 13, 2009 at 1:47 AM

    @workhard
    am not a mobile games person :(

    @ketan
    seriously !!!
    and i didnt even know you had visited me :)


    @homeo....
    WHAT ???????

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