Insomniac

Since I'm feeling utterly fresh and un-sleepy now , talk about holidays! I was going through my old scraps. and the way we'v now shifted to facebook, made me realise how more open and sweet we were on orkut. back then we didn't know what we should post and what we shouldn't, and talked as we wanted to. It was like we were really expressing ourselves without knowing that anyone else would *like* it. Not that I mind being liked. Found meself laughing at some scraps and smiling at the innocence of others.I present here some of them which made me laugh and wonder where most of them are now.. why after the first few months of orkut we didn't keep in touch as zealously as we had started off. Anyway, enough of procrastinations,
The following are some of the first scraps from my scrapbook :-

1. I(think I) had asked this guy how many girls were there in his class ...

Guy: ur other question regarding gals will b answered if u ve a luk at this site

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/IIT


2. My first fest :)

Girl: So r u goin to atttend the fest on all 3 days?? 18/03/2007


3. aaah those awf-some graphic days

Girl: tui naki sakal 7 tay ghum theke utheii graphics korte boshe gachis!! grtt!

translation: heard you woke up at 7 and pounced on your graphic sheets? gr8!!


4. hahahha!! you know her

Girl:What is a Kiss..? In view of:..

GEOMETRY-Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips.
ECONOMICS-Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is higher then SUPPLY!
PHYSICS-Kiss is the process of CHARGING a human body..
COMPUTER-Kiss is like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without DATA CABLE...!


5. Girl: she has written committed but not he .......


6.an unknown Girl: neway howz is Bala doin? is bar kya uska attendance 30% se jyada hai ?


7. Would you imagine apologising to someone for not being online ? well, that was some guzra hua zamana

Guy:yup.....sry for tht...actually sem got over in april n ve been on a vacation since then...so come online very infrequently....neways wats up wid u...


8. The people whom u never remembered were even there in your class, and hence asked for a clarification. I'm serious, even now I don't remember this fella or laughing at his handwriting :|

Guy: ok this may may make me remember me a though it is a negative point

i had the worst handwriting in our class
u had even laughed at seeing my project in manika's hand
because it was prepared very badly
i had noticed that u had laughed at my project since i had an eye on every student in the class
we were in 9c at that time
u may not remember me by my name but u will surely remember this
do you?


9.Exchanging songs :))

Girl: this isMahiya
Somewhere Out There, I Know There Is Someone
Who Is Waiting Just For Me Maahiya
He Is Gonaa Set Me Free Maahiya
Jiski Aankhon Mein Meri Hi Nami Ho
Koyi Toh Hai Woh Yaar Maahiya .........

..... these lyrics are too much abt captivity.......the girl is captured.......


10. Guy : u hav to register in dat website...they'll give u an url......u send it to ur frndz......
if u copy my url....all ur frndz crushes will be sent to me!!

When I re-read it, I thought all my friends' crushes will become his!!


11. Last but not the least, this ones from the usual unwanted unknown somebody who not only adds u, but by god atleast purane zamane me they used to give it a good try, ajkal to those unknown types just 'add' you, no hi & no cheesy message either.

cheesy scrap No. 1 :If i say hi.......u may say whoz this.... if i ask for chat....u may say why??.... if i ask u for a coffee.....u may say wt rubbish.... if i say i liked ur profile......u may say m flattering u..... if i ask for frnship.......u may say m flirting...... so can u plz suggest me hw to start wid a new relation.........???? till u reply i am trying wid a request.........".....m here looking for friends i like u, ur name is tellin me that ur some1 who can b my frnd.....……

hey m addin u up....hope u dont have ne problem.......
gave a good day....bye>.
b in touch......tata

ps : and thats how the cookie crumbles. My sense of humour gets jaded as dawn draws nearer, but if you've stuck till the very end, I'd like to hear about some of your first scraps too ;)

- c ya

desi love stories me hamesha ladki ka hi naam pehle aata hai

YESTRERDAY:

you know I have been wondering what happened to those music videos with a story wale gaane.

Remember ankhon me tera hi chehra "Raise your hand if you remember the doggy"
Sonu nigam's getting lost in the island songs,
Asha Bhosle's twin sister wala song
Falguni pathak's bangle wala song

Ok OK I might be behaving like my dadi -" hamare zamane ki to baat hi alag thi"

But all that I get to hear now is " Are we humans or are we dancers?" Bhaion iska matbal ki hai?

Then again there's this big hullabaloo about Archie The Great ki Shadi , main keya " Tennu ki farak painda? " Ab usko veronikka pasand hai to hum kya kare ? waise for betty lovers lesson learnt : Bhaav khana chahiye


Also bloggers are really nice people , I mean all of us have great camaraderie.Is it always true ? Maybe the world feels fake when we become falsified.
Agar hum real life me bhi blog world jaise behave karte then would life be more pleasant? On second thoughts , fir hum blogs me kya likhte?

And quite a few of them have also thought me capable of award shward, even though most of the time rotten tomatoes should be thrown at me ( am saying it in a matter of fact way and not an attention seeking way ! ).

But will acknowledge them now :)

1.I like this girl and her blog truly rocks, best thing is she's not gawar or stupid or even pretentious -MADS.

and these were awarded by her so *taliyan* :D








2. Ki - the girl who can spin marvels with her 55wand gave me this :)-




3. This one was a long time back by Karthik:

Shit I've lost his URL, thanx anyway :)


TODAY:

Had the rollicking time of a life.When 6 girls get together you can't expect anything less.

Yes,now even I can claim and thereafter bitch about a friend getting married.

Showed my hand to a jyotish (it was 20/-) and 'mere life ka sankat wala saal duur ho chuka hai"So i guess that's good , even though he predicted exactly the same for my 5 friends as well. Those who know my birthday can laugh because supposedly I"ll get married by 22.

Also bought a Father's day gift for papa (otherwise he'd be jealous of mom :P )

Am off for a holiday tomorrow, and I"ll be back by Friday :D.

-have fun