Friday, November 7, 2008

MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA



Cancer: You have a plethora of opportunities today. If you are single , then , your crush will send you important signals.


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sually the type to forget what my horoscope says even before i finish with it , this one actually ignited in me a hope , a hope that yess may be finally i too will have a 'happily ever after' . Sweet dreams filled my way to college , I imagined what life would be from then on .
We had a test , which got cancelled , took that as a positive sign , of things to come. Never leaving hope even for once, even when the day finally came to an end , so what?? night was yet to come & with our teacher having drilled us about the many wonders Telecommunication had to offer .........., life seemed sweet.


I waited , waited & waited.But , it never came , no phone call , no email , no important signals. Didn't they care????? Neither R.K nor I.K bothered . :( hmmpphh didn't they care ? ya so what if they belong to the 'already committed' species , LOVE IS TRASH .
bande samjhte hi nahi :x Whatever , who cares anyways??? Waise bhi I have my exams coming up , better concentrate on that. .

How silly love thing is na?? grown up people like teddy bears , hawhawhaw *sorry can't help but guffaw* & Even knowing this people long for it , long to find the perfect partner , the soul mate . Exaggerated is it?? or may be not. silly it seems to us , the *unlucky ones* & yet so serious to those who *feel* it.

me: "hey my bro has a gf" * with full on excitement , he's the first in our family.*
friend: "whoa , your bro is NORMAL . What did aunty say?? "
me: *dismally*" nothing ,she's pretty cool about it , hasn't even been pokey about it " *since I was obviously expecting a great hullabaloo or at least something like -- noooooooo*
friend : " hahahhaha , everybody (except u) is normal".

*Guess mom realised that at least it's a gf & not ... well.. a bf*

Why I named the post so ?? hhehe hope you've got the idea by now.

&since single is an expletive which is hurled more dangerously than the four letter F word , just imagine how life would be with phrases like " what the si *&^%ngle" or "si&%$@ngle you !! " GHASTLY , people would be deranged for life , emotionally scarred for the rest of their already miserable S *&@^lives !!


Wondering how I"ll deal with this condition of mine??? As a famous director we all like to bitch about & yet watch each one of his single movies had said " Baby , I'm single , ready to mingle , but there's no one to dingle "
Guess what mentally challenged people like me don't even feel the need to dingle , i don't know if that's weird , but , it's like life is so fine now without any hassles to it. ( some of you might feel , ooo she's trying to cover it up or huh what does she know -- its perfectly ok if u do that) .


ps: Have all of you already fallen in the real kind of love??

& for those of us who haven't , there's no hurry re, just listen to this:

"Tu sabar to kar mere yaar
Zara saans to le dildaar

Chal fikar nu goli maar
Yaar hai dil jindi de chaar

Haule haule ho jayega pyaar chal yaar
Haule haule ho jayega pyaar"

37 comments:

Resurgence said...

he he ..... nice post..... and guess wat I've found..... Gal U r not perfect with lyrics.... and don't worry ...... as the lyrics points out.... take it easy..... U'll someday find ur 'knight in shining armour'... Tab tak padhai par dhyan de..... :)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

hey par is time net se copy paste kiyaa . even i was wondering if that line was "haule haule ho jaega pyar chaliya"

ha yaar padhai zindabad.

I'll try 2 be truthful said...
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Resurgence said...

Tu kya sabko bewkoof samajh ke rakhi hai......... mana ki we guys will be more interested in girlzzzz but yeah we do know what IK and RK stand for........ :)

sreeramshenoy said...

Haha...good post...desperation aur exaggeration se guzarta hua ye post, finally s%^*@# hone ko consolation karke samjhaata hey! ;)
Akeli hey tu kisi "sawariyaa" ke intezaar mein...
Aake "kidnap" karega woh deewana, ek din tumhaare pyaar mein... :P

Exams abhi baaki hey mere dost!! :D

Priya Joyce said...

lol on the way u put it....
but nopes am not yet in luv..
abhi padhaaii karni hai...lol

hmmm I love that song.re..cool srk rocks..in Rab ne banaa di jodi..

Trinaa said...

DAT SONG!!!!!!! love it! :DDDDD

siiiiiiiiiiiighhhh...m in love too..i think :P

Abhishek Khanna said...

i left reading horoscopes long ago.. they were turning out to be horrorscopes

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@resurgence
achha boss dekh comment bhi delete kar diya.no clues

@sreeramshenoy
yaar ur name is lenghthy.
kyaa yaar dono ki ghatiya movies ko hi kyu add kiya . & by the way i don't wait for any sawariya , iknow they're waiting for me .:P

@priya joice
hehhe

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@trinaa
with the same person , siiiiiigh *again*

@abhishek k.
& I"ll follow suit.

Sree said...

Arre yaar..pooch math...name is longer than that...Call me Sree as every one does when in good mood..else anything works out!! ;)
And those ghatiya films, used them as the good ones were longer...one was BAH and other was JTYJN!!Phew!!

Tyro said...

Best of luck 4 exams ,get it this time .

Tara said...

Woo hoo Amrita! Bravo! Good post, a very straight-from-the-heart stuff. It's always good to read such things. Haan yaar, me too not in a hurry. It will happen if it has to happen, no point hurrying into it, or wasting time thinking about it na? Jab jab jo jo hon hai, tab tab so so hota hai! Nice ending. Just loved the post yaar...likhti rai theek hai! LOL ;P

Think Tank said...

hahahah....achha hope for not so normal ppl

vanilla sky said...

haha! that 'normal' tag was sarcastic , you know

and if my brother doesn't get any gf in next few years, i'll have to believe that singlehood is in our genes.
nice post :)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@sree
okay

@tyro
yes

@tara
hehhehe , good that u liked it :). *jo hona hai so hona hai* fir kis baat ka rona haaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@think tank
:) i will ,i will

@vanilla sky
i know re :D ,arre beshi problem hole gene lab e gene mutation korash ( mabe u"ll have the side effect of having bad breath , but so what )

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

ps :people i'm gonna take a break of about 2 months (or less) .thanx for all the luck.

Pri said...

lol!! love seems to be the most overhyped condition in todays world isnt it??

enjoy ur singledom as long as it lasts.....

haule haule ho jayega pyaar...whoa!! darao mat yaar :-/

vanilla sky said...

there's nothing to take break...u're good at multitasking

deluded said...

chocolates can do wonders at such time

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@pri
I am :) , tu dar mat

@vanilla sky
bodeplot porlam :D

@deluded
:O :O , I eat them anyways

@tyro
change is the only constant of life??

Keshi said...

Im a Cancerian, hence Im a sea of emotions :)


**Have all of you already fallen in the real kind of love??

Wut is REAL?


Keshi.

Tyro said...

Why are you asking me such questions bachchi ,.......... hmm hmm ?.

You seem to be thoughtful , kya tu udas kyuin ho gayi ? :(


" Buhe bariyan te naale kandan tap ke, mein awangi hawa banke ..."

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Toonfactory said...

Hey nice Blog...came to you via trinaa's I think....Funny post...liked it...will be coming back to read the older posts soon...

-Alok

Tyro said...

Are circuit I don't actually know who kEn is, I thought he is Raj from my school . Hey genius I am not that complicated .

How do you know so much about kEn ?

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@keshi
HEY same pinch :D :D ,I'm super proud of being a Cancerian :).
wat is real ?? as in i've seen some people who are committed just because they feel it's the cool thing to do , without feeling the real kinda love , small eg , but i hope that made it clearer.

@toonfactory
hey liked your pic , reminds me of a pic (robbin williams) & thanx

Matangi Mawley said...

lolzzz... very good post!! :)

Keshi said...

We r Cancerian sisters then! :)


**as in i've seen some people who are committed just because they feel it's the cool thing to do , without feeling the real kinda love...

I know wut u mean. Im actually sick of ppl around me being that way..u know, finding a partner just cos it looks good to hv someone! *eeeeeeks*


Keshi.

Mads said...

cancerian huh? :P cool cool...

and the song ke lyrics are seriously stupid..

am single, am single..
abhi padhai karni hai is a stupid excuse...
my excuse is abhi ladka nahi chahiye!! :X pain in the neck...

liked the post coz it jumped from here to nowhere :-) :-)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@matangi
thankee

@keshi
me too , gawd!!

@mads
did u really like the post? i wont bite u if u didn't.

i know parai is a stupid bahana , but i really have exams coming up.my reason not to be commited is --i'm happy with myself now.

Sam said...

Hey Amrita, thanks for droppin by my blog.......Am addin u up cos ur blog rocks :)

Suresh Kumar said...

Its better to be single and enjoy rather than 'a lonely me and lonely her' and suffer :)

Don't worry abt being single.

Sam said...

hey add up a post :)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

@sam
i will , i will

@suresh
iam actually quite happy about it.

preeti said...

yaar, join the club !!:) our clooney or johnie will be there soon :)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

zarooor