Some weddings are good , others become good , while the rest are the ones I have to attend.
Question 1: Beta what are you studying ?
Jee aunty wo to nahi pata , par log ____ college kende hai
Quetion 2:Ha to beta kaunsa stream hai ?
me: (looking up down ) ECE , side se Mom : " thats Electronics and Instrumentation"
me: MOM !!!
*tinkling laughter follows*
The voice of my heart goes like this " yaaarr kya gaana play kar rahe , and can't even do my dance here . Aunty x is checking out everyone and anyone with gold , uncle Y gone talli "
Bride : ( mind me ) Yaar , isse better to Karan tha ( haii ) , gadha kitna hans raha hai . lottery lag gayi iski
Groom : ( wearing the biggest smile ) Hehehehehehehe
me : kaash yaha dev d hota and drunk hoke nachta (sigh , sigh)
Random pink aunty : Oiiii why have you become sooo thin , jao jao khana khalloooo . haiii bechari kitna travel karti haiiii .
me : not as much as hanuman ji
Various scenes : drunk uncle eyeing young somethings wearing offshoulders. People remembering their cannibalistic instincts and eating all that they can lay their hands on.
Gelled hair guys staring at gals and wo sab.Lovey dovey couples looking and doing all that .
Finally jo saalo se hota aaya hai wo ho jata , another couple bites the dust ( married couples , plz don't bite me) .
Me : mummmy i wanna go hoommeeee
Mom : chup kar , just leaving
me : Papaaaaaaaaaaaa
I return home more bored than the last time , lack of companions for this one night of glory and boring food . .......
I come back , Watch TV and feel blessed .:)