Some weddings are good , others become good , while the rest are the ones I have to attend.
Question 1: Beta what are you studying ?
Jee aunty wo to nahi pata , par log ____ college kende hai
Quetion 2:Ha to beta kaunsa stream hai ?
me: (looking up down ) ECE , side se Mom : " thats Electronics and Instrumentation"
me: MOM !!!
*tinkling laughter follows*
The voice of my heart goes like this " yaaarr kya gaana play kar rahe , and can't even do my dance here . Aunty x is checking out everyone and anyone with gold , uncle Y gone talli "
Bride : ( mind me ) Yaar , isse better to Karan tha ( haii ) , gadha kitna hans raha hai . lottery lag gayi iski
Groom : ( wearing the biggest smile ) Hehehehehehehe
me : kaash yaha dev d hota and drunk hoke nachta (sigh , sigh)
Random pink aunty : Oiiii why have you become sooo thin , jao jao khana khalloooo . haiii bechari kitna travel karti haiiii .
me : not as much as hanuman ji
Various scenes : drunk uncle eyeing young somethings wearing offshoulders. People remembering their cannibalistic instincts and eating all that they can lay their hands on.
Gelled hair guys staring at gals and wo sab.Lovey dovey couples looking and doing all that .
Finally jo saalo se hota aaya hai wo ho jata , another couple bites the dust ( married couples , plz don't bite me) .
Me : mummmy i wanna go hoommeeee
Mom : chup kar , just leaving
me : Papaaaaaaaaaaaa
I return home more bored than the last time , lack of companions for this one night of glory and boring food . .......
I come back , Watch TV and feel blessed .:)
19 comments:
Hahahaha! So reminded me of many the ultra-boring weddings I have attended! Infact, attended one yesterday and planning a post on those lines! Very good one. :) Bechari Amu! Chal shukkar hai kisine TV toh invent kiya!
:)
Keep writing like this.
bye for now girl! TC n HUGS!
Keshi.
rofl =)) mummmy i wanna go home,and then papaaaa..is so me :P :D :D :D
nice one there :P
i will slap if u say 'isse accha to karan tha' and ur future husband's name is not karan :P :P
lol at random aunty in pink =))
rofl =)) mummmy i wanna go home,and then papaaaa..is so me :P :D :D :D
nice one there :P
i will slap if u say 'isse accha to karan tha' and ur future husband's name is not karan :P :P
lol at random aunty in pink =))
hahaha.. i feel the same about attending shaadis n all
Lolz...mast post! :)
Shaadi not only is barbadi for one on stage, par even to those considered "eligible"!! :)
Loved the language in this one! :)
@tara
tv bina to meri death hi ho jati :D
@keshi
will miss u and your encouraging words .
@mads
oi mataji!!! yaar mere puro college me koi karan naam ka banda nahi hai
@abhishek k.
:)
@sree
hehe that language is all mine
LOL :D
when i am in such a situation i feel sufocated and i cant even smile properly..coz i can't fake a smile so i keep my face straight like this :|
:D seriously!
i ve hardly attended say.. 5 weddings in my entire life s far.. whnevr my dad n mom inform me there s a weddin tht i need to attend i fall sick!
enjoyed the read totally!!!! :D
hehe yeaa those were the weddings we used to attend.. i had my kid sis as saving grace.. she gets bored means thts it.. u gotta move :D
hmm abhi to i am part of some rituals and blive me.. still tht bored .. :(
hehe the post had me in splits :D
loved d last line! :D
Haha!! Ahh these weddings :x
And when ladies start talikng about saris and jewellery ..!
I have a wedding invi tomorrow, but the beauty of it is that I don't know anybody...lalala!
@peter
ha! will try that.
@matangi
thanx re:)
@amrita
my bro lives in a hostel now days ,so have to go there alone only :(
@trinaa
me too :)
@saheli
Oh GOD saris !!! the bane of our lives !!!! enjoy kor , enjoy kor :P
hehe
baap re..i always avoid shadi function ityadi..
ghar pe sukhi hai hum
are u still depressed because of the shaadis u hv attended that u havent updated ur blog X-( X-( X-(
or are u getting married so ur busy and not updating ur blog :O :O :O :P
kemmon accho btw? :D
happy holi che :D >:D< wat plans?
[dont add me on orkut, but u can chat with me on ur blog ke comments section naa? :P :P :D B-)]
@joidevivre
hum bhi :)
@maddy
oi tu to bura man gayi :) ruk tere blog pe aati hu
LOL, that was funny.. I just sit at the back and sms my friends then proceed to playing games on my phone...
Poetry directory
Hi!
Did you not wonder "if marriages are made in heaven, do we need to celebrate the ceremony on Earth?".
What are your suggestions to make a shaadi interesting for those in attendance?
TC.
@workhard
am not a mobile games person :(
@ketan
seriously !!!
and i didnt even know you had visited me :)
@homeo....
WHAT ???????
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